Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Now she's a whore in both senses of the word!

Ambitious pop princess Christina Aguilera has applied to add her name to a staggering 450 new products. If the applications are accepted by the US Patent and Trademark Office, fans of the Dirrty singer will soon be able to buy Christina crayons, badminton sets, hi-fis, deodorant and modelling clay. A source says, "There is so much money in merchandising it would be a waste if Christina didn't launch products.
"She has a shrewd business brain and has come up with a lot of these ideas herself."
Because nothing says badminton like buttless chaps and a leather thong clad coochie.

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