Muslim terrorists encroach on Israeli turf

The Middle East? No...

The Islamic terrorists responsible for the Madrid train bombings financed their plot with sales of hashish and Ecstasy and drank holy water from Mecca in ritual "purification acts" before the attacks, the acting interior minister, Ángel Acebes, said Wednesday.

...Ecstasy dealing!

Remember, kids, there's nothing more patriotic than homegrown!