See? Talentless, dumb-as-post heiresses can have a sense of irony

[Paris Hilton] sued a Panama- based internet company for $30 million [claiming] the sex-tape was "intended only for personal use".

Oh, it will be, Ms. Hilton.

There's never been any doubt about that.

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With the most effusive apologies to Mr. Neil Gaiman